♪ Pac-Man ♪
That's me.
♪ Pac-Man ♪
Oh! I must have those Power Pellets.
Go find me the Power Pellet powers.
Swish
Hm-hm.
You're not only the fastest mouth in Pack-Land
we're a handsome devil as well. Ha ha ha!
'Don't hog the bathroom, Pacy.'
Ha ha. Okay, Pepper, that's right.
Just gotta finish shaving.
Now to try out my new shaver.
Uh-oh! Faucet's busted.
Chomp-Chomp, will you fetch my tool box, huh?
Rattle
Good boy. Now give me the wrench.
No, no, that's the hammer. I want the wrench.
Yeow!
This is a wrench.
Uh! Argh!
C'mon, tighten, you silly faucet.
Splash
Oh boy!
No, I don't wanna go swimming, Chomp-Chomp.
I'll just shut it off at the valve.
Whoa!
Oh boy.
Pacy, aren't you done shaving yet?
Uh, just rinsing off.
Oh, Pac, when are you going to learn
to leave the plumbing to the plumbers?
Just what I had in mind, Pepper.
♪ We'll chomple Pac-Man ♪
♪ Chomp him day and night ♪
♪ You chomp his left side ♪
♪ I'll chomp his right ♪
Hold it, you guys. I thought I heard something.
Yeah, this is Pete, the plumber.
Oh! Sure thing, Pac-Man. I'll be right over.
How'd you guys like to do a little pac-plumbing?
Uh, I don't know, Clyde.
We ain't very good at fixin' leaks.
Who said anything about fixin' leaks?
We're gonna start some on Pac-Man. Ha ha ha!
Clut clut clut
C'mon! Let's go!
Knock knock
Well, it's about time you got here.
'Hey, what happened to Pete?
Uh, he got his head caught in the chomping machine.
I-I mean, washing machine.
That's right. We're his new plumbers helpers.
Shoo! Keep away from me.
Hey. You're not pac-plumbers.
No, we're pac-chompers.
Let's get him, guys.
Launchers away!
Twup twup twup
Any last words before we chomp you?
Uh, just one.
Help!
Oh! Looks like we have company.
Uh, care for a snack, fellows?
Uh, no blanks. I mean, no, thanks.
We're allergic to Power Pellets.
Yeah, we break out in eyes.
Well, I'm sure they won't mind if we have a snack.
Right, Pacy?
Nah, they wouldn't mind a bit.
Pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa Pac-power!
Help!
Let me out of here.
Say, you'd make a great hide place.
Oh, yeah? Well, I got a better idea.
I'll hide under you.
No way. I ain't stayin' on the outside.
Tet tet tet
I know.
Ha. Looks like big Pinky
is gonna get little pac-shrimp this time.
Oh, yeah? Well, don't count your chickens before they chomp.
Scritch
swish
I'll be snug as a bug in a rug under here.
My, my. Sure must be filthy under there.
'Yike!'
Hmm! You know, if my memory serves me
there is a great pac-enstein movie on right now.
Argh!
Always was one of my favorite flicks.
Oh-ho! I better hide in this sink before I'm sunk.
Pac-Man Rooter. That's my name.
And away goes Blinky down the drain.
Well, what do you know? I fixed the sink.
Serves those ghost monsters right.
Dropping in without calling first.
Gosh! You know, I suddenly don't feel so well, Pepper.
Oh, what's the matter, Pacy?
Oh, I think it's my chompers.
Well, it pays to be safe.
I'm taking you to the hospital.
Chomp-Chomp, keep an eye on Pac-Baby. He's taking a nap.
That no-good pac-rat can't chomp us
and get away with it.
Sure, he can. He does it all the time.
Who asked you?
Hey, where's Blinky?
Ah, he probably saw his shadow and took off for the hills.
'This broadcast's interrupted
to bring you this special bulletin.'
Hey! We weren't listening to no broadcast.
'In that case, I'm interrupting you. So shut up!
'Pac-Man has just been admitted to the Pacland Hospital'
'with a bad case of a chomps.'
'Stay tuned for more information.'
Did you hear that?
Pac-Man must've chomped us so hard
he hurt his chompers. Ha ha ha!
What do you say, we go down to the hospital
and pay him our respects?
But we ain't got no respect for Pac-Man.
That's exactly what I mean.
Uh-huh. Um-uh.
Yeah. Looks like you've got chomp-itis, Pac-Man.
I'm afraid you'll have to cut down
on the chomping for a while.
But chomping the ghost monsters is my job. I can't stop.
That's precisely why I'm going to prescribe
a session with the hospital pac-iatrist
before I give you a thorough physical examination.
Dr. Hakinsol's office is right down the hall.
He's waiting for you now.
Did you hear that?
Pac-Man's gonna visit the head-shrinker.
Oh, yeah? Well, we're much better qualified
to shrink his head than some old pac-iatrist.
Let's do it!
'Ha! We shrunk the head-shrinker.'
See you later, doc.
There. You look perfect.
Dr. Hakinsol.
Welcome, Pac-Man. Come right in.
So tell me, what is the problem?
Well uh, I don't know.
I-I guess I just can't stop chomping
on the ghost monsters.
Hmm! Sounds interesting.
Hmm. Gee, you sure look a lot like a ghost monster I know.
Tsk tsk tsk.
You've obviously got inflammation of the imagination.
Do you often imagine you're being chased
by these ghost monsters?
Oh, no.
Well, now that you mentioned it, I..
I thought so.
Pac-paranoia is your problem.
Oh, no, that's silly.
- I was... - Pac-Man.
We're ready for your physical examination.
Shacks! We just missed him.
How long has this problem been troubling you?
Ow!
Cut that clownin' and let's get that pac-punk.
You can go right in, Pac-Man.
The doctor will be with you in a minute.
Pinky, Blinky, hide behind that X-ray machine.
Come right in, pac-jerk..
I mean, Pac-Man.
Hey, you know, I think Dr. Hakinsol was right.
I must be pac-paranoid.
Even you two look like ghost monsters to me.
Us? Ghost monsters?
Ha ha. Isn't that silly?
'Nah, that ain't silly at all.'
'In fact, it's real serious.'
I think we better X-ray his brain immediately.
Oops! Almost forgot.
The X-ray machine is busted.
Say, wasn't that, uh..
No, no, of course not.
Oh, oh, okay.
Seein' things again, are ya?
I think we better check out your eyes.
Inky, Pinky, Blinky, Clyde.
Did you hear something?
Gee, I must really be sick.
I could've sworn I just swallowed a ghost monster.
Pac, don't be ridiculous.
Why, there ain't a ghost monster within six inch..
I mean, six miles.
Better let me check your heart. You're gettin' kinda jumpy.
Take a deep breath, Pac-Man.
Uh, whatever you say, doc.
Uh-oh. I think I'm startin' to hallucinate.
I could've sworn that I..
Nah.
Better check that chomper of yours.
- Say "aah." - Aaah.
Oh, my gosh!
Nurse? Nurse? Where'd she go?
She, uh, just went to get a new suit.
Oh, boy. I sure am jumpy.
Don't worry, I'll just check your blood pressure.
Hey, that's tight.
The tighter the better, pac-nerd.
- Clyde! - Yeah.
And now, I'm gonna give you a real case of the chomps.
The ghost chomps.
Yikes!
I've got good news for you, Pac-Man.
This X-ray I took of you
indicate you don't have chomp-itis after all.
Oh! Well, then what've I got?
What you've got is, ghost-itis.
Well, Pepper, I'm feeling better already.
I guess you haven't seen the bill yet.
Ha ha. Well..
Oh, no!
You knuckle heads
every time you try to catch Pac-Man
'you bumble the job and he escapes.'
Here, follow my plans
'and you can't fail to trap the little twerp.'
Okay, the trap is completed like Mezmaron's drawings.
And is Pac-Man gonna get a surprise.
Chomp
Surprise!
Sorry, I had to trick you, Chomp-Chomp.
But it's the only way I can ever get you to take a flea bath.
Whoa!
Splash
Oh!
Daddy in the tub.
Pacy, what on earth are you doing?
Oh, ha ha ha. Nothin', I'm just takin' a flea bath.
Did you forget we're taking Pac-Baby to the zoo today?
Of course not.
I just wanted to look my best for all the animals.
I'll go start the car.
And I'll speak to you later.
Slurp
Gosh, I'm sure glad these wild animals are caged up, Pac.
Oh, they're not so wild.
A great photo hunter like me is used to looking down
'the throats of dangerous beasts.'
'That's just a sign, Pacy.'
Uh, ha ha ha.
I knew that, Pepper. I was, uh, just testing my lens.
Ga-goo. Pac-baby's givin' this to elephant.
Careful, Pac-Baby.
You never know what these animals might do.
Puck
Ooh! Yuck!
Only one thing worse than an elephant kiss..
Slurp
Ooh!
And that's a hippo kiss.
Aw! Isn't that cute?
A mama gorilla and it's little baby.
Hi, baby, what's your name?
Wanna play with me?
C'mon, Pac-Baby.
There are lots more animals to see.
Pac-baby wanna play with the little baby.
Hold it right there.
Wanna try out my new automatic pull-a-pac camera.
Hmm. All I do is pull this developer tab and voila!
Not bad.
Now what should we look at next?
The pac-odiles? The waka-wako-rauraces?
Or the chompo-potamuses?
Okay, Leo, chow time.
I got key.
Oh, no!
Pac-Baby's opened the gorilla cage.
You stay here, Pepper, I'll get him.
Hey, c'mon back here.
Oh, he he he. Hi, there, Mrs. Gorilla.
Uh, if I offered you, say a banana
would you put me down?
Oh, I didn't think so. Yike!
Whoa!
Splash
Watch it! Oop! Oop!
Wanna play with kangaroo?
Hey! Stop that!
How'd you get my keys?
Toing toing toing
Oh! Poor animals.
Pac-Baby set all free.
Growl
toing toing
oink oink
Pac-Baby, no!
C'mon, back here, you.
Who-o-a!
Toink
Wow. That's the last time I'll ever try
to bring home the baby.
You better get those animals back, Pac-Man
before anything happens.
Happens? What could hap..
Crash crash
On second thought, anything could happen.
Whoa.
Oh, no!
Can't you read the sign, mister?
No pets allowed.
Hey, you, gimme that.
Slurp
Banana cream. It figures.
Stop it! I'll have to pay for those.
Toink
Alright, you pac-pelican, I got you now.
Oooh!
Chomp
♪ Baby-Pac bake-a-bake Baby-Pac ♪
Ooh! Pac-Baby, no! No!
Ooh! Aah!
Aah! Ohh!
Ga-goo! Yahoo!
Hey, you forgot to pay your bill.
Twelve dozen cookies, 35 cakes, 47 pies
and one birthday suit.
That'll be $400.
Oh, uh, but you don't understand.
Those are not my animals.
Yeah. That's what they all say.
Oh, no, no, no. This one's just not right.
Oh! That's more like it.
Yeow!
'This report just in.'
'Pac-Baby has released all the animals'
'from the Pacland Zoo.'
'Be on the lookout for monkeys, turtles'
'parrots or other animals.'
Pac-Baby, come down off that elephant.
'Here I come, gaga.'
Oh, no, no! No, no! Not that way!
Crash
Mama.
No, not mama. Papa.
Whee!
Hey! You come back here.
Gaga. Toro. Toro.
Screech
That was clo-o-ose.
Ole!
Whoa!
Phew! That was even closer.
Crash
Ooh! Will that be cash or charge?
Hey! Cut it out, will ya?
Let go of my shoe.
Pacy, you've got to save Pac-Baby.
Pac-Baby? I'm the one that needs saving.
Oh, who's worried about a little lizard?
Look!
Have I seen that in a movie somewhere?
Never mind that. Just get up there and save our Pac-Baby.
Ah! Good thinking.
Hang in there, Pac-Baby. The yellow-baron will save you.
A blast of Power Pallet should quiet her down.
Zap zap zap
Uh-oh. Either this plane's made out of Swiss cheese
or I'm in bi-i-i-ig trouble.
Good thing I remembered to bring along a parachute.
Too bad I forgot to put it on.
Crash crash crash
I'm comin', Pac-Baby. I'm comin'.
Yu-hu. Hey, gorilla.
Yu-hu. C'mon, boy.
How about some nice yummy Power Pallets?
Hey, gorilla. Hey, boy. C'mon, boy.
Yeo-o-w!
Hey, what are you doin' up here?
Oh, no!
'Hel-l-l-lp!'
Pac-Baby, please, tell your animal friends to go home.
Okay. Why you didn't say so before?
C'mon, guys.
'No, no, no, Pac Baby.'
'I didn't mean our home. I meant their homes.'
'Zoo. Zoo!'
Who ordered the Power Pallet peanuts?
Oh, goo-goo.
I don't about goo-goo
but if I have to spend rest of the weekend
with these furry friends of yours
I'm gonna go koo-koo.
Okay, okay. I'll change the channel.
'This bulletin just in.'
'Pacland Zoo has been relocated at Pac-Man's house.'
'Admission is $3.'
'Parking available in the garage, and on the front lawn.'
Bye-bye.